Old Man #1 : He's even got his own DNS server.

Even Older Man #2 : He's got a what now?

Old Man #1 : I said he's got his own DNS server!

(at this point I'm laughing because I can't believe these two old men are discussing DNS servers)

Old Man #2 : Why does he have that?

Old Man #1 : I dunno, he likes the control, I guess.