Taking a little weblog holiday. When I return I'll have wondrous news.

It's so wondrous I don't even know what it is yet, but it's always worthwhile to expect something outstanding. Otherwise, why bother?

Please leave links and bacon recipes for me in the comments.



Happy Blogiday, Andre.

Tip: Try _baking_ your bacon at about 350° and with just a bit of sugar sprinkled on top. Dippin' sauces are optional, but I trust your judgment to do the right thing.


Happy Blogiday!

Bacon wrapped scallops and shrimp
Poke bacon with skewer, place a scallop or shrimp on skewer, wrap with bacon repeat. When finished brush with melted garlic butter and grill.


wrap hotdog with bacon, insert in bun, top with sour cream and slices of avocado. mmmm! happy blogiday!


1. Cook bacon
2. Crumble bacon
3. Get a loaf baking pan.
4. Get cans of 6-10 of those Pillsbury flaky biscuits, tear them apart to line the bottom of the pan.
5. Add some crumbled bacon in the second layer
6. Add some more biscuit rippings
7. More bacon
8. Saturate with maple syrup & butter (to taste)
9. Bake for a while, but not too much


OMG Amber's pregnant?


Have fun in Germany.


sorry, no bacon recipe.
but if you're really on your way to Germany and should happen to stop in Munich, shoot me an e-mail and i'll be glad to show you around town.


Bacon Pie (not quite quiche)

12 slices bacon, crisply cooked, crumbled
1 cup shredded Swiss cheese (4 oz)
1/3 cup chopped onion (may substitute green onion or shallot as preferred)
3/4 cup baking mix (such as Bisquick)
1 cup milk
1/3 cup half & half
3 eggs
1/8 teaspoon pepper

1. Heat oven to 400°F. Grease 9-inch glass pie plate. Sprinkle bacon, cheese and onion into pie plate.
2. In medium bowl, beat remaining ingredients until blended; pour into pie plate.
3. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.


If it's good, it's better with bacon. Including a Bloody Mary.

Bacon Bloody Mary:

1 1/2 ounces vodka
1 cup Spicy Hot V8 Juice or standard tomato juice
1/2 teaspoon of Peppered Bacon Salt (or to taste)
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Tabasco to taste
1/2 teaspoon of prepared horse radish (or to taste, optional)
1 crispy slice of bacon for garnish (place across the rim not i the drink)
1 lemon wedge for garnish


Diviertate señor!

Tempura Fried Bacon

Dunk raw bacon in tempura batter. Make sure it's not overly thick.

Raw gooey bacon in Panko

Deep fry bacon in oil at aprx. 350 degrees for 30 seconds.


Die Happy (and soon)


Slice jalepenos lengthwise to form little boats
clean out seeds and membrane well
pipe softened cream cheese into boats
stick a cocktail sausage into cheese
wrap with full slice of bacon
smoke in smoker for two hours
enjoy the foodgasm that ensues when eating


Dude, you haven't updated your blog in, like, days. WTF, dawg?

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