I keep a Twitter account of things my son says. I know everyone’s kid is hilarious, but I think I am good at remembering to write them down. Here are some of my favorites.
“Where’s your grandma?”
Ah, uh…she isn’t here anymore.
“Oh! Like the Halloween store?”
Haha. Yes, like that.“She became something else.”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) November 13, 2011
Mark, help your dad.
“Noo I am helping my trains!”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) December 18, 2011
What would you think about having a little brother?
“Yeah.”
Or a little sister.
(short pause) “I want a kitty.”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) January 21, 2012
While urinating: “No. I don’t need to pee.”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) March 14, 2012
“See you later, crocodile!”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) March 17, 2012
“Where are my toes? I think they’re lost!”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) March 20, 2012
“How…about…ice cream!!?”
No, no ice cream.
“How about just ice?”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) April 9, 2012
While waiting for us to finish our lunches, “I want someone to play with me who isn’t me!”
— Mark Torrez (@mark_torrez) May 6, 2012
